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gm (it's always morning somewhere!),

after a few decades of depression and ever-increasing anxiety, a pair of autists teamed up at attempting optimism for the first time ever. this attempt has taken the form of an online store focused on futurism, space, crypto/web3, the environment, and whatever else falls under the vision of our intense autistic special interests. 

these last few years have felt so doom and gloom, but for us, there is finally a glimmer of hope for our future here on earth, or somewhere out among the stars. space travel is back in full gear, and autonomous ev robots are soon to take over our roads. the beginnings of web3 are reminiscent of the early internet days, with lots of speculation on the metaverse and cryptocurrency, as well as the benefits they will provide to the masses. the grid is slowly being converted over to solar, wind, and battery storage. with more and more options to oppose fossil fuels, we hope that our climate will soon show signs of improvement to avoid worst case scenario apocalyptic events. 

for these reasons, we’re trying to look forward to new beginnings. so we’re going to go full tilt into the designing and sourcing for the apparel and merchandise we see as our cyberfuture. offering top quality products from our partnered suppliers both within the u.s, and around the globe. let's fucking go!


the lfg gear team (sad girl #3166 & sad girl #3167)

est. 2022

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